A Bombastic Assault on the Testicles

by Lewis Patterson

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Probably the last bunch of songs I'll stick up on here for a while, because I got bored of making loads of similar sounding stuff. Writing the melodies and chord progressions is way more a mathematical exercise now than any real desire to express anything or entertain anyone.

Mostly put together Dec 2016 and Jan 2017, with some finishing touches added today.

Officially the laziest album art I think I've ever done. If anyone actually bothers downloading this, feel free to switch the 'art' with images of your choice or something I don't know.

Turns out someone's already taken the 'Grey Tapes' pun too, piss. the EP was originally going to be called 'Descended From Grey Tapes' but I'll have to thing of something else now.


released March 10, 2017



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Lewis Patterson Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK

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"Erogenocide" is probably the best album. Start there.
Or maybe "Satan's Crack Demos" for less synth-poppy, more noisy type stuff. Everything else is sort of hit-or-miss really.

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